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Just after editing
The Magic Circle, I made a quick trip to Moscow where
850th birthday celebrations were still underway. The city was
festooned with posters of St George, their patron saint. I felt
this was an omen, because though St George does not appear as
a character in The Magic Circle, his presence is there
through his channeling of earth's energies by pinning the dragon
forces of nature. The whole Russian trip was laden with enough
synchronicity to make Carl Jung's head spin.
Our first day in Moscow,
the Russian parliament voted to suppress all religions but Judaism,
Islam, and the Moscow Russian Orthodox church. Other religions
were outlawed as johnny-come-latelies. When I told our student
escort and interpreter, Elina, that The Magic Circle
was a book about the dangers of such rigidity and reactionary
behavior, she insisted that I must read "The Master and Margarita,"
a 1960s Russian irony where the Master is a writer who's written
an opus all about Pontius Pilate and Jesus, and Satan descends
upon communist-era Moscow, a city that doesn't believe in God
or the devil!
Elina accompanied
our group of westerners to the famous monastery of Zagorsk. After
four hours on the bus, we were still trying to escape traffic
jams in Moscow and reach the monastery just outside. We were dressed
for what we'd been told would be a "typically beautiful Moscow
Indian Summer'--but Zagorsk had bone-chilling wind and sleet--and
just one church open. From the expressions on the faces of the
worshippers within, I got the uneasy sense that the Invasion of
the Body Snatchers had arrived at Zagorsk like the devil at Moscow.
Back outside, it was so miserably bitter that Elina hiked up some
steps to try the door of a larger church. A man in a leather jacket
and shades arrived and tried to take her off to get 'clearance.'
Karl--my best friend
and significant other, who was all too familiar with former time-tested
communist techniques of "clearing' people--grabbed Elina's
other arm, and a tug-of-war ensued. Elina and the two contestants
were suddenly surrounded by guards toting shoulder holsters and
walkie-talkies. Karl insisted "You're taking her nowhere!!"
And he stood with arms akimbo between Elina and the guards. I
jumped in the middle and yelled, "You're taking him
nowhere!" Karl's fellow professors, who could speak no Russian,
saw their translator being kidnapped with Karl and me, and they
joined the kluge. We moved as a human block across the compound
to the office of the Head Monk, where the door was locked behind
us.
The Head Monk, who
looked about fifteen, with pimples and a three-whisker beard,
stared through thick glasses at little Elina, while the thuglike
guards formed a line to denounce her as a treacherous whore attempting
to conduct unofficial guided tours of a sacred sanctuary, in exchange
for filthy western capitalist dollars. When it was clear we weren't
prepared to ransome Elina from the Mafia Monks for any of our
own filthy capitalist dollars, we were reluctantly released and
we made our escape, badgered en route by black-clad harpies right
out of Zorba the Greek.
That same evening,
Karl and I went to dinner with American businessmen friends at
an upscale restaurant that would have done any Pacific Rim chef
proud. We were shocking our friends with our tale of the near-kidnapping
of our young escort, when deafening screams came from the table
just behind us. Since this was just after the massacre of German
tourists by terrorists in Egypt dressed as businessmen--and since
everyone in our restaurant was also dressed as a businessman--I
scanned the entryway where bartenders and waitressess stood in
shocked silence. I glanced over my shoulder, where I saw one diner
being stabbed by another with a knife. Karl jumped up and said,
"That man is having a seizure, but his friend isn't handling
it properly." We all suggested that Karl sit down.
When the hit man had
been removed, and the stabbed one's bleeding had been stanched,
and his blood had been mopped from the floor, our plates were
removed to another dining room as if nothing had happened. We
were offered a free bottle of red wine on the house--not too appetizing.
Though thirty police arrived, none of the hundred witnesses was
ever interviewed about the stabbing. For the next week, we watched
the newspapers, but no mention was ever made of the event, though
everyone who'd witnessed it agreed it was a mafia hit. It was
as if it had never happened at all.
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